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Deflation

30Sep09

Deflation is a cup of tea when you ordered a glass of champagne.
Deflation is Gordon Brown when you voted for Obama.
Deflation is minehead when you booked Ibiza.
Deflation is coldplay when you wanted joy divison.
Deflation is lying in bed writing this when you should be making love to a beautiful woman.
Deflation is dan brown and jk [...]


It’s been a brutal year and it’s not over yet. But I am glad I,ve been through it and I have behaved a lot better than I thought. That’s more down to my buddys who have pulled me through than anything down to me, but I am still a little bit proud. Anyway roll on [...]


At night I dream recession dreams all closing down sales, embittered shop assistants cursing head office efficiencies, empty streets and lonely bars.


This is my song to getting drunk.
This is my song to getting fucked up with my friends.
This is my song to Stella artois.
This is my song to great big dirty pints of guinness and a cheeky whisky chaser.
This is my song to wkd and vodka red bulls.
This is my song to wetherspoons.
This is my song [...]


The problem about coldplay is not the piss poor music but more the fact that chris martin looks like he should work for microsoft. An account manager or technology evangelist for something like windows live or sharepoint. I should know there’s lots near me. Some have nested, in corners of the pub they annoy [...]


A brutal year

16Feb09

It’s shaping up to be a brutal year.
Everywhere I go everyone has Got a sat-nav. Flickering lights on the dashboard of really old cars.
Next left and alternative routes, u-turns and back roads. You have reached your destination. You get out of the car blinking, rubbing your eyes somewhere you never intended to be.


You get up in the morning and you feel like sitting in the same chair all day.
But you rouse yourself and make a move, driving in the car you fumble for a cd. Nearly crashing the car flick through the tracks and lucky you hit the right on.
Oh the healing power of pop music. Trains [...]


200 million

27Jan09

Someones happy today whilst others lay awake worrying. Time to write it all down it’s going to be one hell of a year.


Britpop

21Jan09

Britpop what can I say I was there. So was everyone I guess it was only 10 years ago. We can sneer now all menswear,ooh echobelly , ooh space, ooh bluetones, ooh how awful. But I loved it, me an indiekid it was great it all went overground. My bands in the charts. I was [...]


Christmas

23Dec08

I love Christmas and it’s not just because of the cans of cafferys chilling in the garage. It’s more to do with staying in my uncles house in 2007. He was dead of course. It was strange his house had always been so full of life but his kids were all grown up and he [...]